Who Gives a Fuck About an Oxford Comma?

Caroline. 20.5 foot 9 and 1/2. University of Tampa. Psychology major. Rides horses competitively. Meow.
This is my face:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

I read the word “photos” as “potatoes” and was seriously confused.

(via dutchster)

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

(Source: punkleaf, via firstteammackenzie)

compulsives:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk

(via heylookitstimmy)